so u wake up groggy-eyed & slowly you realize that the humans took u & u are caged in a truck. u start thinking about what ur life will be like now living in captivity.. or how soon they will kill u to eat you. u cry, get mad, start trying to reason with ur captives. but then u accept it. u are their's now. suddenly an earthquake hits and u are thrown out of the trunk and down a side of a cliff. u regain consciousness just to realize u are sinking in a body of water. what do u do water buffalo??
With my last breath I’d curse the humans who sentenced me to death by putting me in a cage and their children, and their childrens children until the day my bones were collected from the bottom of this body of water i was sinking in and returned to the motherland and placed upon the highest hill in the dead of night on the third full moon of the 8th month. muahahaha try lifting that curse bitches~~
are pointless imo. But thats not the point of this post. I just got home from my sisters wedding and all I can say is, “damn my family is one good looking bunch of people.” The day started off kinda rough, a few arguments were had, and EVERYONE got lost looking for the chapel, my sister left for her wedding an hour before the rest of us, and still got there 10 minutes after we all showed up. And we were lost too! But in the end it was a very beautiful, yet very short, ceremony and my niece was absolutely adorable!! I broke my camera right before the kiss tho, which was SO weak-___- I was like seriously dude!? you just married my sister and all you can give her is a little peck on the lips? thats lame. haha but I’m glad everything worked out and unfortunately while everyone is at the reception im at home getting ready to go to work=[ I’ll post pics soon!
you are a water buffalo! no for reals you are a water buffalo... roaming the African plains. you have lost your herd and it's been days since u've seen your friends. you admit to yourself that u are lost and sit down, when suddenly a dart hits you on the neck. you instantly feel the affects of the drugs slowing you down. humans start running at you wildly! you turn to run and see that directly infront of you is a lion waiting for dinner. what do u do now???
Have a life changing revelation that maybe humans arent so bad after all. and as i fall asleep i pray that if the humans arent taking me into some kind of zoo or wildlife preserve that the damned lion gets me and the human bastards who took advantage of me in my lost and disoriented moment of distress.